is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I've blown a few things in my day
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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