I must be too annoying 4 u.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Life is so much better after having sex.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
How external is "for external use only"?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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