I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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