More tranny stories later!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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