Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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