no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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