dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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