Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It's blow job season.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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