dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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