This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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