Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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