Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Duck Duck Cougar?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Randomize
