at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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