Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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