I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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