how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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