so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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