Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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