i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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