Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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