This is not my ceiling
Non-Jews are for practice
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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