there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Randomize
