This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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