I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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