careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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