So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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