Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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