I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
two words: eviction party
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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