I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
