So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Sorry my hands just texted you
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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