This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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