at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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