question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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