So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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