Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
dude i'm inner monologue high
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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