Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
All the doctor said was why
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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