I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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