nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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