are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i out mim tonsoeep
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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