is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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