I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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