I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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