i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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