She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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