You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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