just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
