shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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