Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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