"it" just moved
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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