we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just google imaged poop.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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