Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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